A Man of Genius Insight

This guy is my closest friend of all time, for sure. He's not afraid to admit to his biggest boners and he's blessed with the gift of summing it all up. He'll say "hey," look at you like he knows it all and then tell it to you in the perfect blend of Richard Barnocky & Cliff Bowen. "Savor that flavor," "don't dip your pen in company ink," "myspace is the first date," among others. I gotta hand it to this guy, there's some wisdom in that big 'ol head.


I wish I could write songs like Sufjan Stevens